spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

(via its-real-for-us)

“You forgot to call,’ he says. I throw open my arms. He pulls me into them, and we kiss, and his lips are cold, and I think he’s crying, and I’m definitely crying, and I pull back to say, ‘I am so in love with you, Joshua Wasserstein. Of course I’ll wait for you. ― Isla and the Happily Ever After

(Source: daisycalloway, via omfgbooks)